A stylish watch with transparent casing and earth-toned design. This deal of the day is $99.98 (33% off the $150 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). Ever watch Captain Planet as a kid? They all had rings with special powers, and when evil came along to dump trash into rivers and deplete the ozone (with no other reason other than they were evil and bored, apparently), they sprung into action to defeat their foes using all kinds of cool ring-magic (except for the “Heart” guy. His powers were pretty lame. Seriously. If I were the guy with the Heart Ring power, and I saw that one guy could shoot fire from his ring and another could cause earth quakes on demand, and all I could do with my ring was get a monkey to throw feces, I’d be pretty pissed). But when things got a little difficult, and defeat seemed imminent (which seemed to happen basically every episode), they could put their rings together to summon Captain Planet, a magical, flying blue man with a mullet, who would defeat the enemy and save the planet (you’d think since this happens every week, they’d just call Captain Planet right away and save themselves 20 minutes every episode).
Well, in keeping with the spirit of conjuring magical beings to save the planet, we’re offering one of the watches from Swatch’s Full Blooded line as today’s deal of the day: the Swatch Full Blooded Earth (the line also includes Full Blooded Blue, Full Blooded Sea, Full Blooded Sunset, and Full Blooded Green, available on Jomashop.com for a discount, too). Even though this daily deal can’t cause earthquakes or open chasms to kill bad guys, it can enhance your personal style and magically produce a lot of compliments from friends and strangers (not as noble, I know, but bare with us, we’re just an online sales company, not a bunch of superheroes, although Gwen from Accounts Receivable can make a pretty mean cup of coffee, and Brian in the cubicle next to mine has double jointed thumbs). It has an earth-toned stainless steel band and bezel with a stylish transparent case. It also comes with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty, so if this watch fails to be super stellar, we’ll fix it so it is (not a super power, but still pretty important).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 1-3 days after order.
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