Paul Smith Striped Grosgrain Silk Necktie
Graduation Special: A successful tie for a successful graduate. This deal of the day is $21 (84% off the $135 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Successful people wear ties. The President, The Donald, The Hamburgler. All wear ties, all extremely successful.
You know who doesn’t wear a tie? That hipster who lives down the street from you with his ironic t-shirt, carefully maintained scruff, nerd glasses, and homeless-man blazer who sits in his rent controlled Greenwich Village apartment writing melancholy acoustic covers to 80s pop songs. You know how successful he is? Ask the guy taping an eviction notice to his door.
That’s right. Go forth from graduation with a resolve to succeed, not to brood and languish, contributing nothing to society just so you can fulfill your own romantic fantasies of how cool your biopic is going to be once you’re a famous artist (spoiler alert: it ends with you not being a famous artist). Today’s deal of the day is a 100% silk designer Paul Smith tie guaranteed to make you look successful. And when you look successful, it makes you want to be successful. Which makes you actually work hard and think creatively. Which makes your boss happy, which makes you successful. You see, it’s a simple chain of events that begins with you buying our stuff and getting out of your apartment. And we’re so eager to see you succeed that we’re giving it at a 84% discount in honor of graduation season.
So throw off the cap and gown and strap on a tie so you can get to commanding people, firing people, and stealing hamburgers. A more successful life awaits you.
SPECS: Striped tie in shades of blue, navy, turquoise, and light blue. Grosgrain texture. Pink rose pattern silk lining. Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest point. 100% silk.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
Successful people wear ties. The President, The Donald, The Hamburgler. All wear ties, all extremely successful.You know who doesn’t wear a tie? That hipster who lives down the street from you with his ironic t-shirt, carefully maintained scruff, nerd glasses, and homeless-man blazer who sits in his rent controlled Greenwich Village apartment writing melancholy acoustic covers to 80s pop songs. You know how successful he is? Ask the guy taping an eviction notice to his door.
That’s right. Go forth from graduation with a resolve to succeed, not to brood and languish, contributing nothing to society just so you can fulfill your own romantic fantasies of how cool your biopic is going to be once you’re a famous artist (spoiler alert: it ends with you not being a famous artist). Today’s deal of the day is a 100% silk designer Paul Smith tie guaranteed to make you look successful. And when you look successful, it makes you want to be successful. Which makes you actually work hard and think creatively. Which makes your boss happy, which makes you successful. You see, it’s a simple chain of events that begins with you buying our stuff and getting out of your apartment. And we’re so eager to see you succeed that we’re giving it at a 84% discount in honor of graduation season.
So throw off the cap and gown and strap on a tie so you can get to commanding people, firing people, and stealing hamburgers. A more successful life awaits you.
SPECS: Striped tie in shades of blue, navy, turquoise, and light blue. Grosgrain texture. Pink rose pattern silk lining. Necktie measures 57" long and 3 3/4" at widest point. 100% silk.
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States. Product ships 3-7 business days after order.
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