Happy Saturday! Once again, it’s time to sleep in late, eat a huge breakfast, watch some college football, then go out and have some fun by making some really irresponsible decisions at a club or bar. When Sunday comes up and you wake up in a jail cell, you know you just had the time of your life. Kudos to you (Hope you never plan on running for office, though). But this may seem a little over the top for some folks. Me personally, I’d rather throw on a tux and mingle at a high society party while flirting with a mysterious, dark-haired woman who actually turns out to be a double agent and chase her and her scar-faced accomplice to the roof where an awaiting helicopter takes them away while I’m occupied fighting their ninja henchmen, but I get past them and leap and manage to hold onto the undercarriage, climb up, knock out the pilot, take control of the helicopter and the nuclear missiles, then land it before the auto-destruct timer destroys the entire world, and then make passionate love to the evil-turned-good mysterious woman from the party as the lights dim and the credits roll. You know, simple and elegant.
This Citizen watch is like that. Some watches are way over the top. It’s like sometimes you order a watch and get inspector gadget when what you really want is James Bond. This watch is James Bond. This deal of the day is classic, straight forward, understated, full of class and refinement, and ready to roll at any time. And though I can’t guarantee that you’ll escape the killer shark pit before the secret evil toxic lair implodes, I can guarantee the watch will make you look good while you do it. And best of all, it’s an Eco-drive watch, which means you’ll never have to waste valuable time and money getting the battery replaced. Just hold it under the sun for a few minutes, and violá, you’re ready to drive an Aston Martin onto a moving motorboat (or maybe that was a scene from Starsky and Hutch?). And if for whatever reason this watch stops working like it should, the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will get it going again. Happy Saturday. As usual, this message will self destruct in…crap, I’m mixing my action movies again…forget it, I’m going to eat some more pancakes and take a nap…
Brand: Citizen
Model : BJ6430-59E
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: CZBJ6430-59E
Movement: Quartz
Case Dimensions: 36mm wide X 41mm tall
Case Shape: Rectangle
Case Thickness: 7mm
Dial Color: Black
Dial Markers: Silver toned Arabic numerals and studs
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Silver-Toned
Collection: Eco-drive
Band Material: Stainless Steel
Band Type: Men’s (will fit up to 8”)
Crystal: Sapphire
Clasp Material: Stainless Steel
Clasp Type: Two-Button Push Release
Power: Eco-Drive solar powered, never need to replace the battery
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
ABOUT BRAND
The company was established in 1918. The founding fathers selected the name Citizen so it would be “close to the hearts of people everywhere,” and soon after adopted the company’s formal name, Citizen Watch Company. Since that day, Citizen has expanded its business and has become the world’s largest watch maker, a distinction Citizen has held every year since 1986.
Citizen is also the leader in timekeeping technology. Most recently, Citizen’s Eco-Drive collection runs continuously in any kind of natural or artificial light for a lifetime of use. Fueled by light, it never needs a battery.
Every man needs two things to succeed in the wardrobe department: a power watch, and a power tie. Get those two things together and you could walk around naked and people would still worship the ground you walk on (they might not look up, though). Most days, we at JomaDeals sell great men’s watches, so you probably already have your power watch up and running. So today we have a deal on a true power tie to complete the ensemble. Paul Smith makes the most stylish power ties around. Rumor is, the secret to his success is mixing the threads of his ties with gunpowder and tears from the eyes of a Grizzly Bear (don’t worry, PETA, the bear gets a 6-digit salary with benefits). So you know you won’t find a better power tie out there (though with the gunpowder, it’s probably not a good idea to smoke with it on. But hey, another benefit! Helps you quit smoking! Wear the tie, and if you smoke, your head gets blown off! Try that out and see if that doesn’t do the trick). And today only, you can get this top-floor executive tie at a sweaty mailroom price. This deal of the day is well worth the investment next time you need to blast some time sheets, crush some expense reports, or destroy a budget meeting (figuratively, though literally would be nice, too). It also has a sleek, timeless design that won’t go out of style anytime soon (unlike the skinny tie revival, which should take its rightful place in the book of 80’s fashion mistakes any day now…). And to those of you with a taste for detail, this daily deal also comes with a rose design on the inner fabric on the back of the tie (FYI, roses on guys is a sign of strength and passion, not girliness. Daffodils on your tie? That’s girly. Roses? Not so much). So buy today, and if for some reason you change your mind and decide you’d rather hold firm to your skinny tie until it comes back in fashion again in 20 years, then send it back within 15 days for a refund. But trust me, you won’t want to, unless you enjoy being a loser and never wear a tie. In that case, I’ll let you get back to your game of Warcraft.
Today’s Deal of the Day: An attention-grabbing watch from Concord. It’s stylish, different, and expensive enough so you know it’s high quality. But with our Daily Deal Discount (or the DDD, which stands for a really large…discount), it goes from being called an “expensive” watch to being called a “holycrapIneedtobuyitnowwheresmywallet” watch.
This Concord, from the Saratoga collection, sports a classic design with some unexpected differences. It has a sleek, durable stainless steel frame that looks good at the theatre, your child’s school Christmas programme, or just hanging out in your pyjamas. But it also includes white rubber for added durability and style, a white clock face in the centre, and Arabic hour markers in a design the Mad Hatter would approve. It’s a beauty that will fulfil your expectations to become your favourite watch. And if for whatever reason it falls short of its expected quality, we’ll honour the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and fix any problems. That’s a promisse you can take straighte to the banque (I hope you noticed all the British spelling and aren’t prepareing an email criticising all my typoes. It’s getting olde, and I tyre of the quarrelling and arguements).
The Invicta Pro Diver is back. This is a JomaDeals best seller, and I have a few theories as to why that is:
This is a beautiful watch with understated charm that brings out the best in you. In fact, when you hold this watch up, the light reflects off of the silver dial in such a way that it looks like angel wings. Or moth wings for the melancholy. Or the “Spawn” mask for the nerdy. But I like the angel image a lot better. Besides the fact that every time a moth flies near my head I freak out a little and bat at the thing until it flies away (don’t tell me to “man up,” those things are freaky), the angel is just a much more comforting image. It’s like a guardian angel conveniently sitting on your wrist at all times, guiding your steps, showing the time, telling you how awesome you are (who doesn’t like to hear that once in awhile?). Angels have a way of bringing out the best in each of us. They see what’s good in us and they emphasize it. A good looking watch does the same thing. It makes us feel good, which in turn makes us look good, which makes us look at ourselves in a different way and see the glass as half full, instead of seeing the glass as half full of pale legs, a receding hairline, and a few zits despite being promised that after puberty you wouldn’t break out anymore (stupid high school health teachers).
Do you dream of living the luxury, East Coast, old money, yacht sailing lifestyle (a couple recently had their yacht stolen by pirates as they slept. What kind of a world is this when decent, filthy rich yacht owners can’t even be safe anymore?)? Me too. It would be great if my highest ambition in life was to maintain an even tan throughout the year while I sat by the pool sipping margaritas and counting the money in my trust fund. But this lifestyle is pretty expensive. I know I definitely don’t make enough to buy even a skiff, much less a yacht. And this watch, the Baume and Mercier Hampton Classic Ladies Watch, is no exception. It represents everything that has to do with the rich American lifestyle: superior quality, gorgeous design, powerful engineering, and something your kids will fight over when you die. But thanks to JomaDeals, you can buy a piece of this lifestyle at an affordable, down to earth, go to work everyday price. It’s one of those watches you buy when you want something that will go the distance. And it’s expensive enough that you can be sure you’re getting a really, really good watch (aren’t I the linguist? I can’t think of an adjective better than “really really”?) with a brand name that’s synonymous with quality. And you’re getting it at the lowest price on the internet. But this window to easy street only lasts today. So to all the ladies out there, this is your chance to buy a little piece of old money happiness (don’t listen to what people say, money IS happiness). And to all my boys out there, this is a gift guaranteed to floor your woman (or the woman who isn’t technically your woman but have been following around for the past year hoping she would be). When you don’t know what to give, this will more than do the trick. And even if it doesn’t, return it in 15-days for a refund, or exchange it for something she might like better. So to both the gift giving guys, and the “of discerning taste” women, act on the deal today or forever be cast off into the non-yacht class of citizens (you can always get a ride on my skiff…).
Today’s daily deal is the Academy watch from the best timepiece makers in the world, Swiss Military. I imagine the model name is a reference to the demanding, prestigious Military Academy that Swiss-land is known for (not just a land of hot chocolate and pony-tails, although I enjoy those things, too). This means that the watch is not only strong, rigorously tested, and ripped like a UFC champion (keep trying, Kimbo), but it’s also smooth, good looking, and stylish (again, keep trying, Kimbo). And with the JomaDeals discount, it’s like you’re getting into the Academy without having to pay tuition. It’s quit a bit different than watches from other academies. Like the watch made by Hogwarts, that when you wear it, it makes you surprised when mystical yet tragic things happen even though mystical yet tragic things happen every school year.
Or the Police Academy watch that makes you do hilariously clumsy things every minute yet everything works out in the end (the Larvelle Jones model lets you make cool sound effects, which rocks), or the watch made by the school that those Twilight kids go to, which makes you walk around looking angst-filled and mysterious all day, or the watch made by the Academy that movie stars always thank in acceptance speeches, which causes you to win awards and praise for doing useless things. But the Swiss Military Academy watch is different. It will make you feel strong, confident, stylish, and ready to take on whatever challenge may come your way. And should something go wrong and this watch begins producing too many sequels (the others are all guilty of that, except for Twilight, which soon will be), the JomaDeals 2-year warranty will fix everything so it works smoothly again. So buy now before it sells out, and if nothing else, this deal of the day will help you get over your post Halloween blues (wish I could wear lederhosen everyday).
