Fashion Deal - Bvlgari Red Silk 7 Fold Tie

January 15, 2010 fashion deal Bvlgari Red Silk 7 Fold Tie.
Late Congratulations Alabama. Late sympathies Texas. Happy Friday, everyone else. Go about your day with a sleek tie from Bvlgari. This deal of the day is $39.99 (77% off the $175 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).

Read this if you're from Texas: There has been a great mourning in Texas this week for its fallen football team. Your once perfect season, defeated. Your hopes of a national championship, destroyed. Your plans of getting stone drunk, tipping over some cars and lighting them on fire after the game, ruined. If only there was a way to feel better. But there is! Buying stuff always makes you feel better. Buy today's daily deal, the Bvlgari Red tie. We're even giving it to you at a discount just to make you feel better. "But wait!' you cry. "That's the color of the enemy! I will never wear it. A pox upon thee and thy whole family!" First of all, easy there, Roger Chillingworth. Their loss wasn't my fault, and my family really doesn't need a pox, thank you. Alabama doesn’t own red, but if you still can’t get over it, buy the tie at the 77% discount, and when it arrives, douse it in gasoline and burn it as a sacrifice to the Texas football gods. I assure you, they will be pleased. Put in a little voodoo, and who knows, maybe the entire Alabama defense will tear their ACL’s in the off-season.

Read this if you're from Alabama: Woohoo! Yea! We're number 1! We're number 1! Everyone else sucks! Yea! Where'd my shirt go? Who cares! We're number 1! Congrats! Your team won the college football national title. How are you going to celebrate? By getting a tie in your team's color, of course! Today's daily deal is the Bvlgari Red tie that will really class up your celebration wardrobe. We've even given you a 77% discount as an extra "congrats" for you and your favorite team. And don't worry about Texans buying it to do voodoo spells on your team. That stuff doesn't actually work. I just told them that so they'd feel better.

Read this if you're from neither Alabama of Texas: Okay, so here's the real deal. If you're like me, from neither Alabama or Texas, you really didn't care that much about the game, and with the BCS system the way it's set up, your team will likely never play a championship game since it's all rigged anyway. How do you cope? Buy today's deal of the day, the Bvlgari Red tie. It's a beautiful piece of work. You'll love it. And it's at a discount. Have a good day. See you during march madness, where each team actually has a real chance to win the championship.

SPECS:
7 fold red silk
100% silk
Made in Italy

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