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Thursday, January 28, 2010
JomaDeals.com Special Deal: 3.80 ct Genuine Iolite Bracelet in Sterling Silver with Gift Box
A gorgeous, jealousy-generating sterling silver bracelet lined with Iolite gemstones (which legend describes as enhancer of spiritual growth & achievement). This deal of the day is $49 (78% off the $228 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). January 28, 2010.
Life is hard on girls. Here’s my latest experience that re-enforced this lesson for me. When guys go out, we follow our natural evolutionary programming and we check out girls. We can’t help it. Over time, women have developed the evolutionary survival feature of “eye magnets,” drawing men’s eyes to them in order to corral the largest number of potential mates and choose the most genetically pleasing one to pass on their DNA. And just as men look at women, women look at…women. For some reason, evolution failed to produce eye magnets for women, probably because, even after millions of years of evolution, man still hasn’t learned how to clean up after himself and exercise once in awhile (but we have developed superior Halo playing skills). So instead, women look at other women. But not in the same way men do. Women look at other women to evaluate what they are wearing, how their hair looks, how skinny they are, and a host of other things to decide whether or not to be jealous and hate that other woman. This all happens naturally in a matter of nano-seconds. Not fair, I know, but true. So to help make sure you get maximum jealousy from other girls and the right amount of eye-magnetism from the guys, take on the legend and buy today’s daily deal, this sterling silver Iolite bracelet, complete with Iolite shininess, for only $49 bucks. That’s more glitz for 78% less. So girls, I know it’s tough out there. I hope this deal of the day will make things a little easier on you.
SPECS:
7” Sterling Silver Iolite bracelet
Set with 12 oval 6x4mm Iolite Gemstones
3.80 CT total weight
Secure pressure clasp with safety latch
Packed in a beautiful gift box
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