Dude, where did my probe go? I left it right here after we mutilated all that cattle.You are such an idiot.
Me!? You’re the one who crashed our spaceship here when you were too busy checking out Uranus to watch which planet’s gravitational pull you were driving into!
Whatever. Let’s just find that watch technology we need to recharge our Space Batteries and go home.
You know, you’d think with all of our advanced space technology, we could think of a better name for it than “Space Batteries.”
I know. Go figure.
Anyway, I think I see some dude way over there wearing the type of watch we’ll need.
Let me break out my Seeing-Far-Away Goggles and take a look.
Again with the bad names.
Yup, looks like we’ve got a match. It’s a men’s Lucien Piccard. Got it off of JomaDeals at a 88% deal of the day discount. Rose gold bezel, stainless steel case, date display, and trendy rubber strap. Exactly what we need to fix our ship.
Wow, did the goggles tell you all of that?
No, you moron, I’m a watch buff. Of course the goggles told me. We aliens don’t wear human watches.
But we know how to use human sarcasm, apparently. Jerk. Look, lets just get it so we can use the technology to fix our spaceship and get off of this weird planet. It smells like hotdogs.
I know. Just let me get my Alien Goo-Gun and I’ll take him out.
Seriously, we need better names.
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SPECIFICATIONS
| Brand: | Lucien Piccard |
| Model: | 28129RO |
| Gender: | Mens |
| Manufacturer Item: | LP28129RO |
| Movement: | Quartz |
| Case Material: | Stainless steel |
| Case Shape: | Round |
| Case Diameter: | 1 3/4 inches |
| Bezel: | Octagen Shaped |
| Bezel Function: | Fixed |
| Bezel Material: | Rose Gold IP |
| Dial Color: | Black |
| Dial Markers: | Rose Gold IP hour markers. Arabic numerals at 6 and 12. |
| Hands: | Rose gold IP hands |
| Luminescent: | Hands |
| Calendar: | Date display between 3 and 4 o'clock position |
| Crystal: | Mineral |
| Crown: | Solid 18K Rose Gold IP Stainless Steel Crown with the LP Logo located at 3:00 |
| Band Type: | Strap |
| Band Color: | Black |
| Band Length: | 8 inches |
| Band Width: | 7/8 inches |
| Band Material: | Rubber |
| Clasp Material: | Stainless steel |
| Clasp Type: | Buckle |
| Water Resistance: | 100m/330ft |
| Misc Information: | Red Second HandLarge Date WindowGlow in the Dark Hands & Markers. |
| Warranty: | 2 year Manufacturer warranty |
ABOUT BRAND
Originally renowned for its classic gold precision timepieces, in recent years The LP Watch Group has broadened its lines to incorporate four distinct collections: LP Italy, LP Swiss, Lucien Piccard, and DuFonte by Lucien Piccard.
Since 1923 the very heart of each LP Watch design has relied on our ever evolving philosophy and commitment to quality, excellence and distinction. Please step into a world where classic designs and elegance of fine watch making combine.
See our previous Lucien Piccard deals.
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