Alright, woman. Just come down from the tree. I’m hungry and I don’t have all day.Look, I know you’re a grizzly bear and everything, and eating wandering hikers is kind of your thing, but couldn’t you just let me go? Just this once? I’ve got some hotdogs in my car.
Ew, hotdogs? Are you kidding me? I’ve got a premium steak clinging to dear life in the branches of a tree and you’re offering me hotdogs? Why don’t you just drizzle honey on your head and come down now. It’ll just make this easier on everyone.
I have a gun you can have! Think of all the food you could shoot with it!
Sorry, no opposable thumbs. Wouldn’t be able to use it.
How about my car? Go on a bear road trip.
Oh, please.
My bracelet? It’s a luxury diamond one I got from JomaDeals. Look, it’s shiny!
Come on, this is just getting…ooOOooh, it IS shiny.
Yes! Yes it is! Just look at how pretty and glittery it is! And those are real round diamonds in there! You’ll love it.
Don’t insult me. It’s for my wife.
Okay, so your wife will love it. I got it off of the deal of the day for only $99.99, but I’ll give it to you if you let me go. Deal?
Deal. But do me a favor. Rub some of that ketchup from the hotdogs on my face so it at least LOOKS like I mauled someone. I have a reputation to keep.
SPECS
Silver Bracelet with I3;I4 HIJ Round Diamonds, 1/2ct TDW
Length (inches): 7.5
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