Haurex 3N319UWR

Haurex Italy Black Mamba Mens Watch 3N319UWR

A sleek, black design for men made of rubber and steel. This deal of the day is $158 (87% off the $1200 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST). August 28, 2009.

“I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest [watch]. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be [informed of what time it is].” Those timeless words from a big screen classic sum up this next watch perfectly. The Haurex Italy Black Mamba: the perfect watch to wear on a renegade samurai revenge mission in a bright yellow jumpsuit. Good thing it’s stainless steel, because I have a feeling some heads are going to fly. Its sleek, black design is made of rubber and steel, just like a ninja or a samurai, though ninja’s and samurai’s are actually mortal enemies, and if one group decided to wear this watch, the other group would probably do a 180 and wear pink Hanna Montana watches (coming soon…I’m serious). Why can’t we all just get along and co-exist in deadly co-coolness and fight non-cool things, like terrorists, communists, people who spit their gum out on the sidewalk, and the manager at the Speed-o-Mart gas station near my house (he knows what he did). But one thing is for sure. Whether you fancy yourself a ninja, a samurai, or a blonde woman on a killing spree, this watch will make sure all your jabs and blows are timed just right.

Now this post is getting a little violent, even for me (I once watched Blood McGorefest Part III five times in one night without blinking. My therapist thinks I should start coming in twice a week now), so for the rest of the post I’m going to change gears and talk about the features in a non-violent way. It has a sleek, masculine design, chronograph function, and subdials for hour, minute, and seconds so you know exactly what time your enemy has died and your vengeance achieved (Oops! Sorry! Let ‘s try again). It has a reliable quartz movement and a white face (so far so good) with red accents that look like speckles of (careful…) strawberries (whew!) that have been smashed to death (no!) with love (Aw! How cute) by Care Bears (okay, too cute, get manly again) with bazookas (happy medium achieved!). And should anything ever go wrong with the watch, we have sworn to honor the JomaDeals 2-year warranty and we will fix it. So if there are no further questions or challenges, enjoy the watch and have a good weekend (I should probably add a few romantic comedies to my Netflix Queue tomorrow…that should mellow me out a bit).



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