JomaDeals.com: Deal of the Day
Skagen Mesh Rose Gold-Tone Ladies Watch 454SRR
Sat, August 08, 2009
Golden luxury and sleek elegance in this high quality timepiece from Denmark. Buy today for only $58 (63% off the retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
It just goes to show you that there is way more to Denmark than revenge-bent princes, clogging, and a little boy with his finger stuck in a dike. This sleek, gorgeous, golden drop of love is the latest and greatest timepiece to come out of Denmark. It’s like butter. Sweet, melty butter. That you wear on your wrist. And you can’t actually eat…(okay, this metaphor is breaking apart for me, but you get it, right?). In any case, it’s the best opportunity you’ll have today to be true to thine own self (or not).
This dainty watch is the definition of elegance (no really! It’s in Webster’s Dictionary, go look! It’s in there). And with the JomaDeals guarantee (you looked in Webster’s, didn’t you? Alright, you caught me, it’s not in there. I didn’t think you’d be such a buzz-kill and actually look it up just to point out my mistakes and be a little know-it-all, jeez), you’re guaranteed to be happy, or we’ll replace it faster than you can recite a soliloquy in iambic pentameter (I hope you’re getting all these Shakespeare references, cuz otherwise my high school senior English class was a total waste).
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