A beautiful luxury watch that’s the right combo of sophistication and power. This deal of the day is $1607 (55% off the $3,550 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
The Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Super Awesome Alpha Gold Rocket Ninja watch. That was the original name, but it was a bit too long to fit on the tags (My original name was Ted Charles Mindy He-man Jefferies the III, Destroyer of Worlds. I have a really weird family history). But just the same, this watch is a true gem for any man who could kill a moose with his bare hands while wearing an Armani suit and making dinner reservations at The 21 Club in Manhattan (I hear they make an excellent melted gold soup; make sure to ask for diamond croutons, they’re delicious, and good for the digestive tract).
So why the Seamaster, you ask (I can hear your thoughts through the computer, cool huh?). Well, have you ever met a Seamaster who wasn’t the coolest guy ever? Captain Ahab, Captain Stubing, Captain Crunch (don’t make fun of him, he’s killed more giant squids than you’ve eaten tacos)!? All the coolest people you’ll ever meet. And with this watch you can consider yourself in their league at a fraction of the cost (we won’t tell them if you don’t; if they found out you made it into the Cool Captain Club without paying full dues, they’d make you kiss a Hammerhead, and they are horrible kissers).
Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
The Omega Seamaster Aqua Terra Super Awesome Alpha Gold Rocket Ninja watch. That was the original name, but it was a bit too long to fit on the tags (My original name was Ted Charles Mindy He-man Jefferies the III, Destroyer of Worlds. I have a really weird family history). But just the same, this watch is a true gem for any man who could kill a moose with his bare hands while wearing an Armani suit and making dinner reservations at The 21 Club in Manhattan (I hear they make an excellent melted gold soup; make sure to ask for diamond croutons, they’re delicious, and good for the digestive tract).So why the Seamaster, you ask (I can hear your thoughts through the computer, cool huh?). Well, have you ever met a Seamaster who wasn’t the coolest guy ever? Captain Ahab, Captain Stubing, Captain Crunch (don’t make fun of him, he’s killed more giant squids than you’ve eaten tacos)!? All the coolest people you’ll ever meet. And with this watch you can consider yourself in their league at a fraction of the cost (we won’t tell them if you don’t; if they found out you made it into the Cool Captain Club without paying full dues, they’d make you kiss a Hammerhead, and they are horrible kissers).Jomadeals.com does not ship outside the USA and its territories. Shoppers from outside the USA may place orders for delivery within the United States.
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