A gorgeous set of hoop earrings that promises good luck and prosperity in the future. This deal of the day is $12.99 (83% off the $78 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Today’s Horoscope, brought to you by JomaDeals:
Aries
Someone you love dearly will tell you a deep, dark secret. Or maybe they won’t. It could go wither way.
Taurus
Luck is on your side today. Your lucky number is 83. Which means you should buy anything you see associated with the number 83. Like something that is 83% off, for example. Just sayin’.
Gemini
Love will find you today. But only if you wear something with hearts on it. And the hearts need to be sterling silver. And they need to be earrings. Otherwise, you will die alone.
Cancer
A man you don’t know will try to get you to buy something online. You should listen to that man. Actually, now that I read that over again, that’s really bad advice. Don’t do that. Especially if he’s from UAE or something and wants you to help him get a large sum of money out of the country. You’re better off not buying anything today unless it’s from JomaDeals. That’s your only safe bet.
Leo
You’re going to get in a horrible, horrible accident today. Oh wait, I was supposed to write that for Virgo. Leo, you’re going to be fine. Go buy yourself a latte and a lottery ticket.
Virgo
Did you read Leo’s Horoscope? No? Good. Don’t. Cuz you’re going to be just fine. Really. Don’t worry about it. How’s your niece?
Libra
You look pretty today. You should buy some earrings to go with that pretty little smile of yours. Also, beware of flattery.
Scorpio
Sub-Zero wins.
Sagittarius
Congrats! You have the sign with the most syllables! Celebrate by buying yourself a cute set of sterling silver earrings with heart shaped charms and clip-in closures at a 83% discount. But where would you find such a thing? Oh, hey! Look at the top of this page! How about that? What a coincidence.
Capricorn
Aquarius said you were a loser. Fight any Aquarius you meet today. Show no mercy.
Aquarius
Capricorn said you were a loser. Fight any Capricorn you meet today. Show no mercy.
Pisces
Wanna see a fight? Look for Aquarius and Capricorn to go at it. I totally set it up, so you’re welcome. You can buy yourself a discounted set of earrings to thank me.
SPECS:
Finely polished sterling silver (silver weight 1.85 grams) huggie earrings.
Polished heart-shaped charm drops from each adorable earring.
Earrings close with clip-in closures.
Measures 23mm height x 8mm width
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