Dear Diary,I’m so frustrated. I just don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’ve had a crush on Jason for three months now, and I’ve tried doing everything I can to get his attention, but nothing has worked.
I’ve tried giving him compliments everyday during science lab together. I’ve also tried spraying my perfume around his locker so he’ll think of me when he gets his books. I’ve been following him around every day since the moment he first bumped into me in the hall outside of the registration office but I haven’t been able to make him like me. He hasn’t returned even one of my 5,639 text messages, never compliments me on how well I know his family, and never even looked up when I ran out on the football field naked during homecoming game screaming his name with his face painted on my back. Even the doll I made of him with pieces of his actual hair that I do spells on to make him like me isn’t working. I’m tempted to just tear down the shrine I set up for him in my bathroom and just move on.
But now he’s about pushed me over the edge. He has a girlfriend now. And what did she do to win his love and affection? Nothing compared to what I’ve done! The only thing she did that I didn’t think of is this: she wears this gorgeous Larimar Gemstone Pendant set in silver hung from a sterling silver chain. It’s a beautiful piece of jewelry that makes her whole ensemble look good. And since wearing it has won her the affection of Jason, the most wonderful human being in the world, I can conclude only one thing about this pendant: it has magical mind control powers. She’s using the pendant to brainwash Jason into loving her. He’s being held a captive of love against his own will! I have to steal that pendent from her. Then the spell will be broken, and Jason will be mine. All mine.
Anywho, as for my plans for the rest of the day, I think I’ll go switch the lamp light off and on again repeatedly while thinking about Jason until I fall asleep wearing the shirt of his that I stole out of his car. Or watch Twilight again. One of the two.
G’night!
SPECS:
Pendant is finely crafted of shimmery sterling silver that is plated with white rhodium for extra shine.
Pendant features a single 15mm round Larimar stone in a bezel setting.
This pendant comes with a 18" chain with spring ring clasp.
Measures 39mm height x 30mm width.
Gift pouch included.
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