”It was every nightmare’s worst nightmare.”“Well, Mysterious Masked Serial Killer with a bloody machete, you’ve been coming to me for therapy for 10 years. Why don’t you open up your heart and tell me what’s troubling you.”
“Well, I was stalking a young, innocent, 20-something high schooler, lurking just outside her bedroom, making strange noises to build up the suspense, then cutting the lights when her nerves were at optimum tension. Then after she said, “Tommy, is that you? Come out and stop playing tricks on me!” I leapt out of the shadows with my machete to make my kill. But then…then…”
“No need to hold back tears. This office is a trust zone.”
“I swung at her and accidentally chopped her DKNY Mother of Pearl watch in two. It was a beautifully designed, curvy, stainless steel and quartz movement timepiece from one of the best name brands on the planet. Rage flashed in her eyes. I knew I was in trouble.”
“She screamed at me, ’I got that watch at a 60% discount you monster!’ I got scared and ran, but she ran after me. I ran as fast as I could, but it seemed that no matter how fast I ran, she was right behind me. I finally made it to my car, but the stupid thing wouldn’t start and she was getting closer and closer. Finally, just as her hand punched through the glass and grabbed my throat, the car started and I sped away.”
“That certainly seems like a close call.”
“I was lucky this time, but I’m still haunted by the memory. I still feel like she’s watching me, waiting to take revenge for ruining her favorite watch. I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, and I can’t even torture small animals anymore. Can you help me, doc? Doc? Where’d you go? Doc, this isn’t funny. Come out and stop playing. Hey, who turned out the lights?”
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SPECIFICATIONS
Style: Accentuate your fashion when you wear this watch from DKNY
Brand: DKNY
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: DKNY4368
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Dimensions: 17mm width x 8mm height
Case Thickness: 8 mm
Bezel: Fixed
Dial Color: Mother-of-Pearl
Dial Markers: Arabic
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Polished Silver-tone
Crystal: Mineral
Crown: Polished stainless steel
Band Type: Adjustable link bangle bracelet
Band Color: Silver toned
Band Length: Fits up to 7 inches
Band Width: 9 mm
Band Material: Stainless Steel
Clasp Type: Jewelry
Emblem: At 12 Position
Water Resistance: 30m / 100ft
Misc Information: Gift set - includes a black leather strap accesory with polished silver-tone DKNY set with crystal accents
Warranty: JomaDeals 2-year
ABOUT BRAND
The mission of the Donna Karan Company, as a design driven company, is to represent the international pulse of New York in the design, marketing, and delivery of a complete lifestyle system to a global customer. We will apply the highest standards of creativity, integrity, quality and innovation to our product and concepts. The Donna Karan Collection is a modern system of dressing created to appeal to the customers’ senses on every level. Founded on an intuitive understanding of a men’s and women’s needs and desires, DKNY embodies the ultimate in luxury, sensuality, comfort and creative expression, always utilizing the finest quality fabrics, workmanship and technological innovation.
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