Hey you. Look down. Look closer. Closer. Closer. Are you bending over staring at your shoelaces? Good. That muffled cry coming from inside your bulky snowshoes is us, your feet. I know it’s been a long, cold winter. I know it’s been snowy and cold. I know you haven’t had a decent date in a few months, and so you haven’t bothered to take care of us. But things are getting scary in here. We’re unpedicured, dry, and so white we could signal lobster boats off the coast of Maine from Vancouver.We need to get out. We need to breath. We’re getting stir crazy in here. Don’t misunderstand, We’d rather be stuffed in some sweaty wool socks than freezing out in the cold. With our poor circulation, we wouldn’t last very long without it (even in the summer, our cold touch on a warm back has sent many a boyfriend springing through the walls). But it’s March now. The worst is behind us. Soon it will be April. And before you now it, it will be May. Glorious warmer weather is on the way. And all I’m asking is for you to keep us in mind and put on a pair of sandals as soon as possible. Like the deal of the day on JomaDeals. They’re selling a pair of hot orange Coach Patent Leather Devlynn sandals at a 45% discount.
These sandals are cute, bright, happy little pieces of sunshine, something we haven’t been getting at all lately. So please. I beg you. Take us home. Prop us up on the couch. Give us a pedicure and a nice pumice and paint our nails that cute color of nail polish we’ve been saving all winter, and when those sandals arrive and the weather gets warmer, take us out for a day in the park. We could really use the air.
SPECS:
Orange patent leather with embossed Coach logo pattern.
Silver-tone logo nameplate.
Tan leather accents, tan rubber sole with logo pattern.
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About Brand
Coach was founded in 1941 as a family-run workshop. In a Manhattan loft, six artisans handcrafted a collection of leather goods using skills handed down from generation to generation. Discerning consumers soon began to seek out the quality and unique nature of Coach craftsmanship.
Now greatly expanded, Coach continues to maintain the highest standards for materials and workmanship. Coach’s exceptional workforce remains committed to carefully upholding the principles of quality and integrity that define the company.
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