“I hear it…it’s in my head, doctor lady. Pounding away and I can’t stand it…”“Yes, I know. You’ve said that already. And I told you not to call me Doctor lady, too. Look, we’ve been having these talks for awhile now and I think it’s time you told me what it is that you hear.”
“It’s a mysterious ticking noise…like a clock…I can hear it all the time…well, not all the time. Actually, I only hear it when YOU’RE here…”
“Really? Huh, that’s strange. I don’t see what that would have to do with me. The only thing on me that ticks is this new Skagen Shiny Black ladies watch I bought off of JomaDeals the other day.”
“A watch!?! A ticking watch?!?”
“Yes, but that can’t be it. This thing is stone silent, run by Japanese Quartz movement, not a tick at all. Plus, look how gorgeous it is. It has a round stainless steel case with formal black dial that’s surrounded by a Swarovski crystal bezel. “
“But it doesn’t have any numbers!!! All watches have numbers! I really AM crazy! Wabawaba!”
“Stop making the crazy noises with your lips. Can we get some morphine or something over here to knock this guy out? Look, the dial doesn’t have numbers on purpose, because it gives it a more formal, sophisticated look.”
“I can’t stand the ticking! Give me the watch so I can smash it!”
“Trying to break it wouldn’t do you any good anyway. The dial is covered with a super scratch resistant sapphire crystal, so your efforts are futile. Plus, I got it at a 42% discount, so if you DID break it, I could afford to buy another one. Or just get it fixed with the JomaDeals 2-year warranty. Whatever works.”
“I’m telling you, if the ticking doesn’t stop, I’m going to rip this place apart.”
“That wouldn’t be wise, warden. To tear up your own psycho ward? That wouldn’t look good on your resume. Okay, lunch break is over. I’m back on my shift. If I were you, I’d take a walk. This place is making you a little…off.”
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Skagen
Model: 644LSSB
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: SK644LSSB
Collection: Shiny
Movement: Japanese Quartz
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 32mm
Case Thickness: 6mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Black
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Silver tone hands
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire Crystal
Crown: Stainless steel Crown
Band Type: Mesh Bracelet
Band Color: Silver tone
Band Width: 18 mm
Band Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Safety
Water Resistance: 30m / 100ft / 3ATM
Misc Information: Set of Swarovski crystal on bezel
Battery Life: About 5 years
Warranty: 2 Year Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
In the heart of Scandinavia, where the northern-most tip of the Danish peninsula known as Jutland bends East and breaks the surging waters of the Kattegat and Skagerak seas, lies a small and picturesque fishing village. Its name is Skagen - the Skaw - and for connoisseurs of Northern Europe it is associated with a unique charm that is the result of the fusion of nature-given and man-made romanticism.
At Skagen the elements can rage and reduce mankind to mere extras in a veritable power struggle between the sky and the sea. Here, time stands still, all sounds vanish, and nature is so compellingly beautiful that it takes your breath away. Here the perfect purity and beauty explain where Danish design found its unique qualities, and where the international company Skagen Designs found its name.
In 1989, Henrik and Charlotte Jorst came to the United States from their native Denmark to follow a dream: that of owning and running their own business, to introduce the Danish lifestyle and philosophy into the lives of many. Skagen Designs was founded by these two natives of Copenhagen on the principle that beautifully designed high-quality objects can be created at reasonable prices.
The Skagen Denmark Collections reflect owners Charlotte and Henrik Jorst's creative Danish spirit with clean, elegant designs, skillful craftsmanship and technical perfection. The Jorsts have a hand in designing each piece of the Skagen Collection, from watches to jewelry to sunglasses. Our mission is to create a global community of enthusiasts with our commitment to designing an impressive and unique yet attainable product.
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