“Bachelor Number 1, if you were an ice cream flavor, which would you be?”“Um…I’d be Neapolitan, because that’s French and I heard girls like French stuff…or maybe it’s Italian…I dunno. But I’d also be Neapolitan because with me, you’d probably just eat the chocolate part and then throw the rest away, wondering why you bought Neapolitan when you could have just bought chocolate.”
“That’s a very…interesting…response. Bachelor Number 2, same question but with a twist. If you were an ice cream topping, which would you be?”
“Well, baby, I’d be marshmallow topping, because I’m sweet, really sticky, and when you see me on the shelf at the store, you buy me thinking I’ll be really good, but then you put me away in the cupboard and forget you bought me for awhile, and then one night while you’re looking for a can of Spaggetti-O’s, you stumble upon me in the back of the cabinet which reminds you that you bought me, but you’re no longer craving marshmallow and slightly regret your impulse decision.”
“That’s very specific. And a little sad. Bachelor Number 3, if you were a dessert shop, what would you sell?”
“Well, honey darlin’, I’d sell you a Dolce & Gabbana Rocket Women’s watch.”
“Huh?”
“I can tell you’re a woman that enjoys unique yet straightforward style. Square black dial, regal band lined with Swarovski stones, scratch resistance, and the finest name-brand in the world. Dolce & Gabanna, baby. I’d charge people a lot of money for my watches but for you, I’d knock off the retail price by 69%. That’s a sexy watch at a sexy price. Mmm-hm.”
“Oh, my…I’m suddenly…breathless.”
“I’d even give you the 2-year JomaDeals warranty so if anything went wrong, I’d take care of you, baby. No worries. How does that sound?”
“Thank you, Bachelor Number 3! That was a perfect response! You can tell me the time, anytime (giggle). This next question for all Bachelors. If you had the choice between an annoying, dumb blonde named Vienna and a sweet, caring, loveable girl named Tenly…”
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Dolce Gabbana
Model: DW0239
Gender: Ladies
Manufacturer Item: DGDW0239
Collection: Rocket
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Shape: Rectangle
Case Diameter: 22mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Black
Hands: Silver tone hands
Crystal: Mineral
Band Type: Bracelet
Band Material: Stainless steel set with Swarovski stones
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Fold Over
Water Resistance: 30m / 100ft
Warranty: 2 Year JomaDeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
It's not easy to circumscribe the Dolce & Gabbana universe within a definition. A world made up of sensations, traditions, culture and a Mediterranean nature. Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana have made a trademark of their surnames which is known throughout the world, easily recognizable thanks to its glamour and great versatility.
Two Designers who have known how to make a flag out of their Italian character. Two Designers who have known how to interpret and impose their sensual and unique style on a world-wide basis. Two young Designers who address themselves to young people and who draw inspiration from them. Two Designers adored by the Hollywood stars who have made the duo their favorites: two Designers who dress all of the rock stars of the moment and who have elected them as their unquestionable leaders. The Designers of Madonna, Monica Bellucci, Isabella Rossellini, Kylie Minogue and Angelina Jolie, amongst others.
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