[bass guitar intro]”Hey, Jerry, did you see what they’re selling at JomaDeals today? It’s like, Wha!”
“What’s the deal with selling watches at a discount online for only 24hrs? I mean, if you need to buy a watch and you only have 24hrs to get it, how are you supposed to know you’re out of time if you don’t have a watch to begin with. Am I right, George?”
“Why do I never get a discount? People are always getting discounts but, oh no, not me. I always have to pay full price. They’d take the shirt off my back if they could!”
“I dated a guy once who only bought discounted stuff online, and would only do it naked.”
“So, you’re telling me the guy was a Nude Fruglar?”
“That’s right. A Nude Fruglar.”
[laughter]
“What’s wrong with shopping online nude?! I do it all the time! Jerry, where do you keep your pickles?”
“I could never shop online nude. Your chair feels all itchy and there’s no place to keep your wallet when you’re ready to buy.”
“Now hold on, George. Look at this deal of the day on JomaDeals. It’s a Movado Exclusive, with a two-toned stainless steel bracelet, quartz movement, a super scratch resistant sapphire, a JomaDeals 2-year warranty, and a discount of 299%. Now that’s a deal I’d be willing to shop naked for.”
[laughter]
See Jerry, what’d I tell ya! A genuine Movado. That’s an incredible deal. And by the way, you’re out of pickles.”
“Out of pickles? But I just bought some yesterday before…Newman!
[laughter. bass guitar outro]
(yes, this was a blatant rip off of Seinfeld. And yes, it wasn’t even a very good one. And yes, I tried using the actual characters names as little as possible to avoid potential lawsuits, but enough to where you wouldn’t get lost. Confused anyway? Make it a game. Can you guess which character is saying what based on context alone? If you can, you need to move on to another sitcom. Seinfeld is over. Let it go).
(And buy this watch).
(And please don’t sue us, Mr. Seinfeld. Just consider it fan fiction).
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SPECIFICATIONS
Style: Dress
Brand: Movado
Model: 0604517
Manufacturer Item: MV0604517
Movement: Swiss Quartz
Case Material: Two-tone Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Dimensions: 34 mm x 38 mm
Case Thickness: 6 mm
Bezel: Stainless Steel Gold Plated
Bezel Function: Fixed
Dial Color: Black
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Dauphine Gold Tone
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire
Crown: Pull and Push Gold Tone
Band Type: Bracelet
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 8.5 inches
Band Width: 19 mm
Band Material: Two-tone Stainless Steel and Gold Plated
Clasp Type: Double folding-lock
Emblem: Dot Concave Movado Signature Style
Water Resistance: 30m / 100ft
Made In: Swiss Made
Warranty: 2 Year JomaDeals
ABOUT BRAND
The art of Movado is the art of design. Since its founding in 1881 by 19-year old entrepreneur Achille Ditesheim in the village of La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland, Movado has achieved a legacy of design innovation, earning more than 100 patents and 200 international awards for artistry and innovation in watch design and time technology.
Movado, meaning "always in motion," is the hallmark of some of the most famous timepieces ever created. Defined by a single dot at 12 representing the sun at high noon, the Museum Watch dial is regarded as an icon of Modernism. It was designed by Bauhaus-influenced artist Nathan George Horwitt in 1947. When Horwitt’s dial was selected for the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art, New York, in 1960, it was the first watch dial ever awarded this distinction. The name "Museum Watch" derives from this recognition.
Excellence in design. A dedication to Swiss craftsmanship. The quest for technological innovation. The Movado philosophy remains as valid as it was in 1881. Swiss made and water resistant, all Movado watches are distinguished by a legacy of design innovation and dedication to the future of time. Discover the complete collection today.
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