Nice butt.What? Can’t one hetero dude compliment another hetero dude on the quality of his backside? There’s nothing wrong with that unless you’re insecure with your masculinity. And I, sir, am as masculine and secure as a gun in a knife fight.
So now that we’re on the same page here, let me tell you what I like about your butt; it’s got an Emporio Armani Wallet. I can tell you have taste and an eye for style, my friend. You threw your old, beat up flap of leather wallet away and got yourself something nice. And what better way to go than with the deal of the day on JomaDeals. I bet you even got it at a 77% discount. You sly dog, you.
You’re going to break a lot of hearts with that butt. Now lets go get some chicks and drink some beer and throw our chest hair at alligators like real men do.
(firm butt slap)
SPECS:
Woven black leather exterior
Silver-tone logo plate
Black leather interior
2 billfolds, 2 slip pockets, 8 card slots
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About Brand
Giorgio Armani S.P.A. is an international Italian fashion house that designs, manufactures, distributes, and retails haute couture, ready-to-wear, leather goods, shoes, watches, jewelry, accessories, eyewear, cosmetics, and home interiors. The brand markets these products under several, highly-specialized sub-labels including Giorgio Armani, Armani Collezioni, Emporio Armani, Armani Jeans, AX | Armani Exchange, Armani Junior, and Armani/Casa. The Armani name has become synonymous with high-fashion and couture worldwide and is considered one of the most prestigious names in the fashion industry.
Emporio Armani is an upscale label designed for young adults in their 20's and 30's. The label features ready-to-wear and accessories. Emporio Armani is available in its 13 stores in the U.S. and over 140 worldwide, and on the brand's website.
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