Dear John,I’m sorry to have to write to tell you this, but I don’t have the courage to tell you in person and a text or email seemed too mean. So I’m doing this the romantic way with pen and paper.
John, we’ve been together for two weeks now. That’s long enough for a movie or TV relationship to get really serious. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to leave you. I have someone else. My Nautica Red Nylon Travel case.
You see, John, although I love you, I hate almost everything about you. And my Nautica Travel Bag is, well, everything you’re not. It’s bright, funny yet serious, takes care of my stuff, stays by my side, and is tough enough that it will be there for me no matter how hard things get during travel.
As much as it breaks my heart to do this, things between us would never have worked out. You can barely dress yourself, my bag always looks sharp. You need time and attention, my bag was only $6.99, which is 75% below retail. You don’t shower regularly, my bag, well, doesn’t need to shower.
So once again, John, I’m sorry, but it’s over. My Nautica Travel Bag and I are going to the Caymen Islands together, and we’re going to be very happy.
I left your iPod out on the porch. Drop by and pick it up whenever.
Sincerely,
Jane
SPECS:
Nylon exterior with mesh front, black leather trim and black hardware.
1 front zipper pocket.
Main compartment has a double zipper closure with Velcro at one end.
Interior has 2 additional zipper pockets.
10" width x 5" height x 5" depth.
Comes with small 5" x 3" x 1" removable pouch which attached to the interior on a Velcro strip.
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ABOUT BRAND
Nautica, a modern American classic, offers quality, design and value while capturing the essence of an active, adventurous and spirited lifestyle.
Founded in 1983, Nautica has evolved from a collection of men's outerwear to a leading global lifestyle brand with products ranging from men's, women's and children's apparel and accessories to a complete home collection. Now part of VF Corporation, a leader in branded quality apparel, Nautica has become one of the most important American lifestyle brands throughout the world.
Nautica took its name from the Latin word "Nauticus" for ship. Since one of mankind's first accomplishments in exploring the world was to take to the seas, a spinnaker logo was designed as a symbol of adventure, action and classicism.
Today the world of Nautica represents both a rediscovery and reinterpretation of what Americans have always wanted to wear. Nautica is currently available in more than 64 countries with more than 170 Nautica branded stores worldwide.
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