Mistaken identity?Very funny, sir.
Thank you.
That was sarcasm.
Oh.
I pulled you over for speeding, changing lanes without signaling, running a red light, stopping at a green light, being indecisive at a yellow light, hitting a squirrel, driving while texting while eating while tying a necktie, and sticking your head out of the window to feel what it’s like to skydive.
I’ve never been and wanted to feel the rush of wind through my hair.
Well, now you’re going to feel the rush of money out of your pocket, cuz you’re about to get one big ticket.
Ticket to where?
Court.
Oh.
Now just give me a minute to fill out the paper work and…hey, what kind of a tie is that?
It’s a Givenchy.
Nice.
Yea, it’s a 100% silk beige circle pattern necktie I got from JomaDeals at an XX% deal of the day discount. It looks great in everything. I love this tie. And I love driving. Which is why I combined the two.
Is that right? Well, I agree. That’s a mighty fine looking tie.
Only the best. And for only about $20, I couldn’t pass it up.
I tell you what. I’ll let you off with a warning this time. Just try to be more carful from now on.
Will do, officer. Uh, which pedal is the gas again?
The one on the right.
I always get those two mixed up. Thanks.
Don’t mention it. Seriously, don’t.
SPECS:
Beige tie with repeating design of small overlapping concentric circles.
Black silk lining with tiny white polka dot pattern.
Necktie measures 55" long and 3 1/2" at widest point.
100% silk.
Givenchy Beige Circle Pattern Silk Necktie GV-TIES-35
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ABOUT BRAND
Givenchy is a French brand of clothing, accessories, perfumes and cosmetics with Parfums Givenchy. The house of Givenchy was founded in 1952 by designer Hubert de Givenchy and is a member of Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture et du Pret-a-Porter. During his reign as the designer of the label bearing his name, Hubert de Givenchy was known for his modern, ladylike styles, which earned him many loyal clients. The most famous patron of the brand was Audrey Hepburn in films such as Sabrina, for which Edith Head claimed the Academy Award, How to Steal a Million and Breakfast at Tiffany's. His other famous patrons include the Guinness, Grimaldi and Kennedy families, who famously wore Givenchy clothes to the funeral of John F. Kennedy.
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