Alright, Joker, tell me where my Seiko Sports Chronograph men’s watch is. What have you done with it?
Me? I was right here.
Enough games. Tell me what I want to know.
What time is it?
I don’t know! You took my watch! What difference does that make anyway?
Well, depending on what time it is, your watch could be in one place, or several.
Enough games Joker. I want that watch back unharmed. It had everything I wanted: comfortable black leather strap that matched the rest of my outfit, a stunning yellow dial, push-button clasp, super scratch resistant Hardlex crystal, 100m water resistance, and the strong Lumibrite hands and hour markers so I can tell time when I’m doing all my night stuff. It was the perfect Batwatch.
I’m sure it was. But I know the truth. When JomaDeals sold it at a 80% discount, there was no going back to the way things were. They changed things.
Then why do you want to kill my watch?
Hahaha! I don’t want to kill your watch! What would I do without it? Go back to paying full price for stuff?
You’re a monster.
People are the monsters. Sure, they act civil when everything is going to plan, but when the first sign of a good deal comes along, everyone loses their minds. You’ll see, when the deal is released and the chips are down, these civilized people will eat each other. I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
You’re wrong! There are plenty of watches for everyone.
Nope. They are only being sold for one day or until supplies last.
Really?
Yes.
Crap. Commissioner, get every man you can trust. We’re going to have a riot on our hands. And BTW, Joker, for an anarchist you’re extremely well organized.
Thank you. I’m also aware of the irony. Can I have my phone call now?
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Seiko
Model: SNN149P1
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: SE-SNN149P1
Collection: Sports
Movement: Quartz
Engine: Caliber 7T94
Case Material: Stainless steel
Case Diameter: 46mm
Case Thickness: 11mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Yellow
Dial Markers: Silver tone
Dial Type: Analog
Sub Dials: 60-seconds subdial at the 6 o'clock position and 60-minutes subdial at the 12 o'clock position
Hands: Silver tone hands
Luminescent: Strong lumibrite hands and hour markers
Calendar: Date calendar at the 6 o'clock position
Crystal: Scratch resistant Hardlex crystal
Crown: Screw down
Band Type: Strap
Band Color: Black
Band Length: Fits wrist size up to 8.25 inches
Band Width: 27 mm
Band Material: Black genuine leather with yellow contrast stitching
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Push Button
Functions: Chronograph, calendar, hours, minutes, seconds
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Battery: Seiko SR927SW
Battery Life: About 5 years
Stopwatch: Measures up to 60 minutes in 1/5 second increments
Warranty: 3 Year Jomadeals Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
For over 125 years, Seiko watches combine a culture of a 19th century Tokyo clock shop with 20th century advances in timekeeping for the 21st century. Continually driven by dedication and passion, established a multitude of world’s first technologies, transforming the principles of timekeeping including a first quartz watch and the first kinetic watch which is powered by body movement. Seiko has been official timekeeper of the Olympic Games, Soccer World Cup, and Athletics World Championships. Countless innovations and achievements have been produced by this stellar Japanese company.
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