A beautifully classic timepiece that’s so awesome, Godzilla will steal it from you if you let him. This deal of the day is $79.99 (71% off the $275 retail price). Sale ends at midnight tonight (EST).
Okay, sir, so you’re telling me a giant dinosaur-like creature destroyed the city?That’s right. And stole my watch.
And stole your watch.
You don’t believe me.
Well, you’d think a story this big would at least be on the news.
He ate all the news people.
Of course he did.
And after he ripped the roof of off my house and ate my wife and kids, he noticed my awesome Swiss Military Navy Master watch, stole it, and left to destroy the rest of the city.
Seriously, sir, we’ve got a lot of work to do, so…
It’s true! The monster saw the classic stainless steel design, the unique orange dial, and the scratch resistant sapphire crystal. He also saw that it’s a genuine Swiss Military beauty with superior Swiss movement, and he just couldn’t help himself. I demand you refund the $79.99 I paid for it.
We’re the police, not an insurance company. We don’t refund stolen stuff.
But I got it at a 71% discount. That should be easy for you to refund.
Look, we’re not refunding your watch. A monster didn’t steal your watch because no monster actually exists, and…hey, where did our roof go? Oh crap. Giant monster. I hope he doesn’t eat…
Told ya. Hey, buddy, I want my watch back.
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SPECIFICATIONS
Brand: Swiss Military
Model: 06-5113-04-079
Gender: Mens
Manufacturer Item: SWM06-5113-04-079
Collection: Navy Master
Movement: Quartz
Case Material: Stainless Steel
Case Shape: Round
Case Diameter: 42mm
Case Thickness: 11mm
Case Back: Stainless steel
Bezel Function: Fixed
Bezel Material: Stainless steel
Dial Color: Orange
Dial Markers: Luminous Hour markers
Dial Type: Analog
Hands: Silver tone
Luminescent: Hands and hour markers
Calendar: Date Calendar at 3 O' Clock.
Crystal: Scratch Resistant Sapphire
Crown: Push pull Crown
Band Color: Silver tone
Band Width: 25mm
Band Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Material: Stainless steel
Clasp Type: Deployment
Water Resistance: 100m / 330ft / 10ATM
Made In: Swiss Made
Warranty: 2 Year Manufacturer Warranty
ABOUT BRAND
Hans Noll came to Biel in 1961, following a broad-based commercial career, and took over the European sales management responsibility for a mid-sized watch factory. In 1963, following a management changeover, he left this company to set up his own business with his wife. As sufficient capital was not available to buy a brand for himself, he used his imagination and blended the founder's name Hans Noll with the word Watch, giving birth to the brand name Hanowa. Already after only a few years, watches were being produced under own management, giving Hanowa right from the outset a reputation for fantasy watches (ring watches, pendant watches, clip watches, watch sets and much more). For the past 15 years, the company has adapted itself to the changing market trend and converted its production over to sports watches. Thus the "Swiss Military" brand was born. Soon afterwards sister brand "Swiss-Eagle" followed, appealing to the same target audience but offering special, exclusive models.
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