Well, Doctor Dweeb, I got your urgent phone call on my bluetooth right in the middle of the National Math Conference. This had better be good.
It is, Dr. McAwkward. This is something so monumental it couldn’t wait.
Well, enough with the social banter. You know I’m not good at that. What’s the news?
Well, you know how we’ve been studying the famous Sasquach photo for years now, trying to get any new leads on the creature’s existence and where-abouts. Just recently, we developed some new photo analyzing technology that allows us to zoom and enhance to staggering new proportions, just like on 24.
What show?
Star Trek: The Next Generation?
Ah.
We used this new technology to examine the bigfoot photo, and here’s what we found. Look.
Holy Cylon…
I know. Big Foot is carrying a cell phone.
Incredible.
Yea, but that’s not all. On the cell phone is a cute, fashionable accessory and cellphone strap from the luxury name brand giant Ferragamo. This particular strap comes in Lilac leather with a silver-tone omega ring that connects to any accessory, be it a camera, keys, flash drive, you name it. It’s gorgeous, unique, and as John our intern just found out, is available on JomaDeals at a 69%discount.
But the strap is so feminine. Are you trying to tell me that Big Foot is actually…
Yes. Ms. Bigfoot.
This discovery is going to rock the scientific community as we know it.
Yes, we know. The President has just ordered one of the straps for his wife.
May God help us all.
SPECS
Perfect for your phone, camera, flash drive, keys, etc.
Lilac leather with silver-tone hardware.
Leather strap connects to silver-tone omega ring and black attachment cord.
20" total length.
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ABOUT BRAND
Incorporated in 1927, Salvatore Ferragamo is one of the world’s leading fashion brands in luxury goods. The group is active in the creation, production and distribution of shoes, leather goods, ready to wear, silk products and accessories, as well as fragrances for men and women.
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See our previous Salvatore Ferragamo daily deals.
Check our parent site JomaShop.com for Salvatore Ferragamo Bags, Clothes, and Accessories.
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